My favorite insult

Is: Saban ka dushmaan(the enemy of soap.) This insult cuts deep into the victim. Think about it. You're telling somebody that they are so dirty that soap runs away from them. Ouch. Even I felt that when I typed it out. This does not only include bar soap but: detergent, bleach and any other product that is used to clean the body or anything in general as well. I am Baliwala. You can smell Irish Spring cuz I'm so clean. That is all.