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Thursday, October 8, 2009

I want it to snow

You know why? Because I love shoveling that shit. That's why. It's about the only exercise I get. Also, I get to wear clothes that make me look intimidating. The articles of clothing are: black coat with black hood, black pants, black gloves, black shoes. The hood covers most of my face. I have my iPod on and I really get into the music. The rhythm of the music paces my shoveling. People usually cross the street when they see me. You would do the same if you saw somebody frantically shoveling snow and wearing those type of clothes. All I need is a black shovel. That would complete the look. The shovel I have now is dark red. Not very intimidating but it gets the job done. I am Baliwala. I want to kill your snowman. That is all.

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