Guys who

Lie to other guys to impress them, are pathetic. There is no logic behind it. I can see why they would lie to girls. It is obviously to get into their pants, but why lie to guys? Some might say it is to find acceptance amongst their peers. After much deliberation, I have come up with the actual explanation. The reason is: they are closet homosexuals. Yes. That is the truth. I can see why they would lie to me. They see a young, innocent Pakistani male. They want to exploit my delicacy. Oh well. Now you people know the truth. I am Baliwala. I don't care what car you claim to drive, I'm not going to suck your dick. That is all.