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Thursday, October 8, 2009

The drunk desi neighbor is back at it again

Well his younger brother was. I was annoyed by somebody yelling outside. I knew who it was, so I went to check it out. I stood outside and lit my cigarette. About 30 feet to my left a drunk desi teen was yelling obscenities into his phone. I'm sure that the entire neighborhood could hear him. I tried my best not to laugh, so I turned away a bit. This shit was hilarious. It gets much better though. Out of nowhere he hangs up the phone and starts running away from me. He grabs hold of a garbage can and starts kicking and punching it. LOL! Holy shit. Thinking about it now is giving me the giggles. I have never seen that in my life. He ended the "fight" by throwing the can against a brick wall. I felt bad for whoever the garbage can belonged to. They would probably have to clean up after him the next morning. Then his family came out. He went up to his mother and started weeping. In Urdu he said: "HE HIT ME IN THE FACE!" This made me laugh even more. I went back inside and guess what? I laughed some more. I am Baliwala. Homies be crazies these days. They hurt anyone or anything that talks trash. That is all.

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