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Sunday, October 4, 2009

I'm looking for a girlfiend

My criteria:

-Drop dead gorgeous
-Low self-esteem
-Rich
-Stupid
-Easily influenced by what I say
-Hot
-Not afraid to speak her mind
-Not ugly
-Cute
-Has to have a sense of humor
-Movie buff
-Fan of desi music
-Good looking
-5'2-5'6
-No fatties
-Not crazy
-Hot
-Not braindead
-Has to fall in love with me within the first 3 minutes of talking to me
-Must drink water
-Blueish/greenish/hazelish eyes
-Karate expert
-Has to know that Dr. Pepper really isn't a doctor
-No cornrows
-Has to know that Bollywood is fiction(MY MOST IMPORTANT REQUIREMENT)
-French manicure
-Has to think I'm the greatest thing ever
-Sexy

If you or anybody you know fits these requirements, leave a comment. Or call 1-800-CRIME-TV. Let's do this.

9 comments:

  1. i'd like to nominate myself.

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  2. Send me your pics. Thanks shawty.

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  3. i fell in love with you within the first few blogs of yours i read. <3

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  4. Entries take too much time to read. I specifically asked for a girl to fall in love with me within 3 mins.

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  5. baliwala! i'm a fast reader. ;)

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  6. Being a fast reader is not one of the requirements.

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  7. ok fine. i give up :(

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  8. I think I fit your criteria. Can I nominate myself?

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