My shoes

These are the same shoes Eminem wore in his I'm Not Afraid music video, except the lines around the swoosh are black. These shoes have walked every surface known to man. They have stomped out teeth. They have prevented slips. They have moonwalked. They have been worn with shorts, jeans, and dress pants. They have smelled like flowers. They have smelled like garbage. I am Baliwala. You can't walk even a block in these. That is all.