Guys

Always ask me: "How do I get girls to like me?" Or "What do girls like when it comes to guys?" The answers to those questions are I don't know. Sometimes I think I do, but then they change it up. It's like women call emergency meetings and talk about new ways to fool me. I used to think the easiest way to find out would be to ask them directly, but this does not work. It doesn't work because when this question is asked to females they respond with general, vague, and stereotypical answers. They'll tell you they want a guy who listens to them. They really want a guy who can talk a lot and carry a conversation. They'll tell you that they want somebody who is educated. That's just code for being rich or wealthy. They'll change the wordage to make it seem innocent, but that's the truth. They'll tell you that looks don't matter. Complete bullshit. Girls want to be with guys who are going to make other girls jealous. Girls will say that they do not actively search for love or relationships. Complete bullshit. Girls are subconsciously looking for a male that will sweep them off of their feet. This is why they visit Starbucks so frequently. They hope their order will get mixed up with an attractive males. Or maybe they'll drop something like change and when they look up they'll lock eyes with somebody gorgeous. Girls will tell you that they think stubble is hot. Complete bullshit. Girls do not want to be with a man who looks dirty. Girls will tell you that sex isn't important. Complete bullshit. If they aren't getting the loving from you, they'll go someplace else. This doesn't necessarily mean having sex with another man, but it can also mean filling an emotional void by surfing the internet looking for unsuspecting males who will give them attention. Ya know. Somebody like me. Girls will tell you that they want a male of a specific ethnicity or religion. Complete bullshit. Girls who say this are making up excuses for not being able to find a mate. Girls will tell you that they wouldn't mind their boyfriend being friends with other girls. Complete bullshit. If you are on the phone with a female, besides somebody who is in your family, and if it's dark out, they will flip more than an acrobat. Girls will say they do not want a guy who drinks or smokes. Yet they feel a need to hit up some beastly club every weekend which has bad lighting, and flirt with the most revolting male to get a free diet 7 up. So what can you guys do? Just be yourselves. Do not follow the beat of anybody else's drum. Do not conform to what girls say. Because they don't know shit. Dress how you want to dress. Eat what you want to eat. Exercise only if you want to. I am Baliwala. There's a reason I'm single. That is all.