To all the girls

That think telling a guy he masturbates is an insult, fuck you. It is the furthest thing from an insult. Every guy does it. If he denies he's a god damn liar. Yea, it's true. To the guys who deny it, stop. You're not fooling anybody. There is no point in acting like an angel when you know you commit this devilish act frequently. Girls, jerkin the yerkin is like second nature to guys. We don't realize we're doing it most of the time. It's an activity that we actually look forward to and enjoy. To those girls who think this act is done out of desperation because we are not able to secure cooch, fuck you as well. We are nasty animals. Get used to it. Sex is something that never escapes our minds. I am Baliwala. He who hesitates, masturbates. That is all.