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Monday, May 10, 2010

I have a problem

So I was at a club this weekend. After some time I spotted a very cute girl. I mustered up the courage to go up to her and tried to say hi. She totally ignored me. I felt pretty bad but let it go. Later on when I was leaving I spotted her going to a car with her friends. I thought I should let her know how bad she made me feel so I ran up to her, punched her and smashed her head through one of the car windows. She called the cops (what a pussy right?) and I have to appear before a judge next week. What I want to know is, what should I say to the judge? By the way, if I see this girl again it's on. I don't care how many girls she has with her. It's on. I am Baliwala. I promise I am not violent. That is all.

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