My classmates

Are among the weirdest mofos on the face of this planet. So I've been busy with school lately and haven't been posting. Along with combing my hair, eating sandwiches, and sharpening pencils I haven't had time to update. I digress. Well I had my first final today. It was a pretty big relief knowing that I was going to be done with one class for the semester. The weather has been great and making me not want to be in school at all. So I get to class and get my thinking cap on. I was all business. I had 2 pens out and even whiteout. Then a classmate of mine who I get along with pretty well walks in. My God, he looked like he was getting ready to lifeguard at a beach for rabbits. You know what this motherfucker had on? You obviously don't know so I'll tell you. He had on furry flip flops. That's the only way I could describe what was on his feet. To make matters worse he had on a shirt that was straight out of The Brady Bunch. I quickly got the image out of my head because I didn't want any distractions. Then my favorite character of the class walks in. I call this guy Mr. Cool. He slowly struts into class as if he's too good to be there. He has a mundane look on his face as he waddles passed everybody to seat which is all the way in the back. The funniest thing about this guy is that if by chance he's on time or even early to class, he'll leave and come back a few minutes later. Yes, you read right. I think he's allergic to punctuality. He always wears a baseball hat. Hats are not allowed in class, but do you think Mr. Cool cares about the rules? Hell no he doesn't. He wants the chicks know about his G'd up swagga 24/7. After some thought, I'm going to call this guy Mr. Ice. So I get done with the final and leave to library to get some studying done. In my next class I was drowned in my own world because I was doing some work. Then all of a sudden the topic of sex was being discussed. I won't lie, my ears shot open. Then out of nowhere a student says this out loud:"Sex with somebody you love or care for tastes better than having sex with a stranger." What the fuck? I didn't know whether to laugh or be scared. What kind of weird sexual encounters has this guy had? I don't want to even know. After some time I look over to my left and see a guy on his laptop. Guess what is open along with a bunch of other sites? Porno. Yes that's right, sexual content folks. Couldn't this guy wait to go home or at least to the bathroom to jerk his yerkin? Apparently not. I turned my face away in fear of what I might see. I am Baliwala. I'm not too cool for school, I don't dress inappropriately, and I view porn only from the comfort of my home. That is all.