this one goes out to

The old fuck that works at the reference desk at my school library. Don't think I didn't notice the dirty look you gave me as I was leaving. Look dawg, I was trying to kill some time before class and I fell asleep. It wasn't my intention but it happened. My plan was to read a book and leave for class, but shit didn't work out like that G. I venture into your place of work about twice a week and things have gone smoothly. This isn't the first time I knocked out, so what's the beef? Why is all this hostility coming from your sullen eyes which hide behind out of fashion spectacles? I thought you were cool G. You look like a 62 year old version of Moby. Go to Google images and type in Moby. It'll give you a better mental image. Trust me. Maybe you were having a bad day. Maybe you were stressed out from work. Wait, all you do is sit at a computer doing jack shit. That's not stressful. Hell, if I were you I'd knock the fuck out right there. Who's going to stop you? You're the boss! While in my next class I was very upset with you homie. For a moment I thought you were racist. I don't think you're racist. I think you felt I disrespected your place of work, wait fuck that. From what I remember people can get pretty loud. You don't even look at them, fucking pussy. I was actually doing you a favor by sleeping. It was keeping the noise level down. Fuck you old library man. I hope you wake up one day and become illiterate. I am Baliwala. Wake me up when September ends. That is all.