I'm going to stop

Using the bathroom at my school. Too many odd things happen.

The loud pissers- These are the guys who go off like they're draining every drop of water in their bodies. Just the other day I visited the facilities to leak the lizard. Some dude pulls up next to me to do the evil deed. No big deal. It's a bathroom. All of a sudden I hear the sound of a rainstorm. No big deal once again. Poor guy was probably having an emergency. Maybe he downed a Gatorade too fast. I don't know. Then within 5 seconds I hear a fire hose. Holy shit guys, if there was a fire nearby this dude would put it out within no time. I have a feeling he doused himself in his own filth.

The moaners are groaners- These are the guys who have orgasms when they urinate. I understand relief comes with this act, but there is a limit. These guys have no shame at all. They'll stand right next to another male and grunt as if they're having sex. To make matters worse, they also close their eyes and tilt their heads back. Couple this with the odd sounds they're making, it make me wonder if the urinal is doing something to their junk that is giving them intense pleasure. I don't want to find out.

The feet danglers- I know emergencies occur, even at school. The feet danglers are the guys who have no regrets when it comes to taking a shit at school. I'm not a fan of going #2 at any public place. It's never been my thing. Creeps me the fuck out. It seems that anytime I go to do my business, there is always somebody in one of the stalls battling for their life. It's bad enough I have to hear all the horrible sounds their sphincters make, but it's another thing when it looks like the toilet is swallowing you and your feet are 10 inches off the ground while your have muscle spasms. It is a very disturbing image.

I am Baliwala. I'm going to hold it in. That is all.