Guide on how not to be a bitch boy

1.Most of your friends should not be female. If you're straight please act like it.
2.If you have vast knowledge of makeup, keep it to yourself. Refer to the second sentence above.
3.If a girl constantly talks about another guy, cut her off. You're not her female best friend.
4.Do not constantly call or text a girl especially if she does not reciprocate. She's just not into you dawg.
5.Cut off any females that only communicate with you when they need a ride somewhere. You are not a chauffeur.
6.Do not do any school assignments for females. If they can not do it on their own, they're dumbasses.
7.Do not pay for bills or any sort, especially if the female is not your girlfriend or you are not receiving sexual favors.
8.Do not listen to a girl cry. If she asks why you are ignoring her, say that you don't want to end up hitting her.
9.Cut off any girls who constantly tell you they have problems at home or physical ailments. Tell them to see a doctor.
10.Do not speak to girls who just flirt. Cockteases cause men to do violent things.