Lately

I have been selling my old textbooks on eBay. I stumbled upon them while cleaning out my closet. Some of these books were fucking huge. There was obviously no need for them anymore, but I didn't know what to do with them. Then I got the idea to sell them online. This idea was born because I am "all about getting my paper" as some of our youth might say today. The first few books sold fairly quickly, but I noticed something. I noticed that one of the books purchased wasn't paid for. I was mature and displayed my patience by giving the buyer a couple of days to make the payment. When I realized that this guy wasn't coughing up the cash, I kindly messaged him to let him know that he wasn't getting his shit unless I got my cheddar. Did he reply? Fuck no. It seemed like he was intentionally not paying to piss me off. I was then finally allowed to complain about him directly to eBay. After two days of the case being open, he paid for the item, but also left a note with it. This is the note:
"Here is the payment. Please kindly well pack it and ship it to me with invoice at your earliest convenience. Besides, PLEASE DON'T use post office "Ready Post " envelope to ship. It's very easy to break and create many dusts. BTW, if you are going to send me any book not the same as the description, such as instructor edition, international edition or any book different from the ISBN. Please don't send it and refund me. It will create many headaches for both parties. Thanks again."

This guy couldn't be serious. This motherfucker must have watermelons sized testicles to make requests like that. I'm mailing you a book dawg, not a 100K diamond. I still haven't mailed it. He can wait. I am Baliwala. I exchange pages with words on them for electronic payment. That is all.