It's funny how

Some guys and girls try to strike up a conversation with the opposite sex. Some of the things girls have said to me during our first encounter have been quite funny. Usually females will tell me that I look familiar. This is something that actually makes sense. I have in the past, and even to an extent today, look like the typical Pakistani male. I won't describe what that is. I'll let you figure that out on your own. If you have trouble Google image "typical paki guy" and you'll get an idea. Other times they'll say that they have seen me at a public event. Sometimes they'll ask me if I'm friends with a certain person. These approaches are not odd because many people attend such functions. I'll share an experience with you that I did find weird. A few years ago before Facebook had all the games and applications that is does now, I logged into my account. I saw that I had a message. This was exciting to me. These days the only messages I get concern some shitty party that nobody wants to go to. When I opened up my messages I saw it was from a girl. Oh yea! This should be good. The girl asked me if I was from Atlanta. Hmmm. Maybe she couldn't see my location because we weren't friends. I told her that I was not from that area or state. She then went on to say that she saw me at a club that past weekend. It was almost like she thought I was lying for some reason. When I lol'ed and informed her that I had never been to the state of Georgia, she replied with "Well I knew all along you weren't from Atlanta, but I'm very sure I saw you at the club I was at." Hmmmmmm. Really? Are you fucking serious? I wish I had the time and funds to visit nightclubs in other cities as a weekend escape. Did she think I was P. Diddy? I once again used a variation of lol to show her that I was responding in a lighthearted manner. I told her again that she had me confused with somebody else. Even if I had been there, what was the point of her messaging me? Did she think I would get her VIP access the next time I was there? Did she believe this could be the start of a friendship? Oh well. I am Baliwala. I visit other cities and pretend I am a doctor to impress unattractive females. Oh yea. She was pretty ugly. Forgot to mention that. That is all.