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Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Gym shorts

I hated them because I wore then under my jeans. It was not comfortable at all. The thing I disliked about them the most was that they made my pants sag. This gave me the look of a future prison inmate. This is something I have never aimed for. One day I entered a crowded bus on my way home. I didn't mind this because it was usually crowded. Also, if a seat opened up I would grab it quickly. Fuck giving up my seat for a senior citizen. I just went through 7 hours of hell. You're probably going to the grocery store. I need this more than you. Fuck off. Finders, keepers. Today though, not a single seat opened up. As the bus approached my stop I started heading for the back exit. As I walked I could feel something odd around my waist. By the time I was at the door, my pants fell. I didn't even have enough time to catch them. Damn you gym shorts and your nylon material. Within seconds I hear this: "DAMN THAT WHITE GIRL GOT A BOOTY! I NEVER SEEN A BOOTY LIKE THAT ON A WHITE GIRL!" Uhhhhh. I didn't know what to think. Should I laugh? Should I cry? Was I just verbally molested? As I got off I saw a white girl next to me exiting as well. Was she the person they were talking about? I wasn't sure so I took a look at her ass. I had to. Just to make sure the guy wasn't talking about me. He was definitely exaggerating. I am Baliwala. I study the female anatomy purely for scientific purposes. That is all.

3 comments:

  1. It was your ass they were talking about. haha
    ;)

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  2. LMAO !!.. hahaha
    Dayum...

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  3. LOL!
    you're such an idiot lol

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