I enjoy

An occasional cigarette. By occasional I mean every 5 minutes. Before one of my classes I decided to enjoy one. I usually stand in one place when I smoke but this time I started to take a stroll. My attention was suddenly caught when I heard some yelling. A man and woman were nose to nose. I couldn't tell if they were going to rumble or french kiss. I moved closer to get a better view. Then the woman spoke these words:" I SWEAR ON MY MOTHER'S GRAVE I DON'T HAVE YOUR MONEY!" Right away I thought that this was an argument between a pimp and one of his hoes.I continued to listen and this is what I heard: "AND YOU FAKE AS FUCK! LEAVING ME THERE FOR 3 HOURS!" How was this gentleman "fake"? Where was this poor woman stranded? The man then started to walk as the lady followed. Then they both stopped and exchanged more words. I couldn't make out what was being said, but I could tell the woman was about to cry. To be honest the only reason I stopped to find out what was going on was because I thought the man was going to hit the woman. Call me fucked up, but it's something that I had never seen. When I went inside and informed a few of my classmates about what happened. A girl told me he didn't hit her because they were in public and that she would be get a slap or two later. Then another girl interjected:"MAN, HE AIN'T A REAL G IF HE CAN'T HIT HIS GIRL IN PUBLIC!" Hmm, interesting point. After some thought I'm glad he didn't hit her. I might have hid behind a bush and called the cops on him. I am Baliwala. I'm glad I don't owe anybody money. That is all.