I have

Come to the realization that I am a late night gigolo. This has been happening for the past few weeks at an increasing rate. Women approach me on the internet for entertainment. But these women are not single. They are in a relationship and sometimes even married. That's right folks. You heard right. That's the damn truth. At first I felt odd but quickly realized I could charge these women money to keep them company while their significant others are asleep. Might as well take advantage of them if they're trying to take advantage of me. I am Baliwala. After 10 pm I wear nothing but a bow tie. That is all.