Be

Yourself. If you struggle in your basic chemistry class, do not tell people you are becoming a doctor. If you take 2 hours to put on your makeup do not tell people you are becoming a model. If you borrow your friends' BMW to pick him up, do not tell people you are making over six figures. If your weekends consists of sleeping with random men while drunk, you don't make bad decisions, but rather you blame alcohol for your slutty lifestyle. If you hit on every single girl you encounter, you don't get mad pussy, but rather you live your life like a wild animal. All you want to do is eat and fuck. If your parents ask to do chores from time to time, you don't have the worst parents in the world, but you rather are a spoiled brat. If you constantly get into fights when in public you're not a thug or tough guy, but rather you suffer from brain damage from all the blows to the head you've taken. I am Baliwala. I am an astronaut. That is all.