"You're too old

to be in school." This is what a female said to me. You know what my response is? You're too old to be ugly. Yeah, that's right, I said it. While you're going to school for God knows what, you pollute the world with your monstrous body odor. While I am too old to go to school, you're too young to step to me dawg, holler at me when you get to my intellectual level. I'd run circles around you. Don't fuck with my silver tongue. While I am too old to be in school, your wardrobe rivals that of a Pakistani housekeeper. Upgrade your threads before you make ill informed statements. While I am too old to be in school you are still cock-eyed. Please be able to walk in a straight line before you make judgments about my life. My name is Baliwala. I go to school with a walker. That is all.