Apparenlty

I go to school with royalty. My professor wanted to get to know his new students. He asked if anybody was related to anybody famous. The girl sitting next to me said her distant relatives were royalty in Ghana. I then asked her if she was a princess. She said she probably was. My face immediately went into the palm of my left hand. Is you for serious dawg? I tried to put that out of my mind and continue with the class. Then 30 seconds later this girl raises her hand and says.....fuck.....man...she said she was related to Oprah. I blinked my eyes fast 3 times to make sure I wasn't having a dream. I'm not calling her a liar, but come on. I could be related to Brad Pitt, but chances are that I am not. I should watch what I say. What if she shows up to class with a brigade of bodyguards? What if she is led to her seat on an elevated throne while roses are being thrown in her path? Only time will tell. I am Baliwala. I might be getting a job soon as a royal servant. That is all.