Some people

Just don't know when to quit. I used to know a guy who bullshit lied all the time. I knew this within minutes of talking to him that he was a pathological liar. But what could I do? If I called him out he would have just made up more lies. To give a glimpse of how much he lied, I'll give you an example. He once texted me asking if I could pick him up from a bar because he had 50 shots and 16 beers. He was unable to drive. I'll let that settle in as I continue this tale. I noticed for the past few years he had been absent. I didn't think too much of it because I really didn't consider him to be a friend. Late last night I was bored and could not sleep. I decided to visit the Illinois Department of Corrections. I go there from time to time and type in Desi last names so I can laugh at those mofos and boost my low self esteem. When I typed in the first last name and clicked the first name that came up, I was shocked. Guess who it was? I'll give you one guess. If you guessed Shahrukh Khan you are wrong. It was that dude. The page said he was sentenced to 15 years. My curiosity further grew, so I Googled his name. When an article came up I was shocked beyond belief. You know what this motherfucker did? This guy scammed some senior citizen. He told him that he was a real estate developer. The poor guy then gave him his credit card and bank details. Then this cum nugget decided it would be a good idea to buy a Rolls Royce Phantom. That's right folks. One of the world's most expensive cars. Oh, but it gets better. He then decides it would be a wonderful idea to rent a private jet. Cuz ya know, that's what "ballers" do. Now he's going to jail for a long time. Now he is going to get raped on a daily basis. His life is ruined. His family left in shame. Moral of the story: be yourself. Don't hate who you are. I am Baliwala. I have 9 dollars in singles. That is all.