Thursday, January 21, 2010
Most atheists I know
Are fucking geeks. Not nerds. Not bookworms, but geeks. It's the sad truth. Now I don't like discussing religion or beliefs usually because people end up crying or punching a wall due to a bitch fit. But this is something I need to discuss. First of all, I don't care what the fuck you do or do not believe in. Now back to the original subject. The atheists I know personally have these things in common: obsessive fan of anime, unusual addiction to videogames that involve the characters casting spells, odd looking glasses, acne, awkwardness when it comes to being social to the opposite sex, a lack of confidence, being a submissive bitch-boy. The last point is quite ironic because atheists believe that people who follow religion are submissive themselves. Just take a look at the spineless lifestyle you live. Things might change. Like I said before I have no problem with atheists or atheism. I understand that you believe the idea of God is ridiculous, but replacing that with some wizard with a beard that goes to his knees is as equally ridiculous. Let's be serious. You know your punkass says a Klingon prayer to some Pokemon character before going to sleep because you think it might bring you good luck. So atheists, if you do any of these ridiculous things, you are no better than your theist counterparts which you regularly ridicule. If you do the things I mentioned above you are not more intellectual than those who believe in a Creator. I am Baliwala. Follow the Baliwala Movement. You'll go places.
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