When I was younger

I could have been a member of the Backstreet Boys or Nsync. It is damn true. I had the entire look: spiked hair, pierced ears, girlish figure(I think I still have that), memorized all of the songs. The only thing that I probably didn't have was the voice. Because of this I probably would have been the shitty backup singer. At least I would have been known though. That's better than nothing. I'm sure most of the uglier boy band lovers would have bought my poster. I thought about making my own group, but couldn't find enough guys to make it. Most of my friends spoke English as a second language. They dressed like middle-aged men. This would not work in the group. I even had a name for it: "PBT"-Pakistani Boy Toys. Extremely homo, but back in the late 90's it would have worked. I am Baliwala. I'm washed up. That is all.