Black Friday

Is when people go out and by unnecessary shit. I always hear the excuse of tradition. I don't buy that-(get it???) Black Friday consists of people standing in cold temperatures, wearing ridiculous clothing, yelling out, waiting to beat other peoples' asses to get a toaster. It's pretty much a suburban riot. Don't believe me? Go to a suburb and yell out that a Muslim poisoned their drinking water. You'll have Black Friday. People need to start buying shit when they need it. Also, 99% of the stuff on sale is usually low quality, or if it is a brand name, the price is still very high. I am Baliwala. If I happen to go the Target to buy a some gum and you run into me, I'll stuff you into that fucking washer and dryer you want to buy. That is all.