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Saturday, September 5, 2009

You might have

The mindset of a 16 year old if you do any of the following:

-Drive over the speed limit for no reason
-Get intoxicated in alleys
-Unusually proud of alcohol consumption or use of recreational drugs
-Wear sunglasses at night or indoors, or sunglasses that are too big for your face
-Dress up for an 8 AM class
-Think that Soulja Boi or Lil Wayne have "deep" lyrics
-Constantly get into fights on the internet or real life
-Get jealous if your boyfriend or girlfriend looks at the opposite sex
-You run away from your house just to have a cigarette
-Constantly using "lol" for no reason
-Think that you can relate to a storyline from a Bollywood movie
-If "fag" or "gay" is your primary insult towards others
-If you think a Disney movie is one the top ten movies ever made
-Take pictures of yourself smoking hookah
-Take pictures of yourself throwing up the peace sign, with lips pouted of course
-You think music from 2005 is old school
-You buy a new pair of shoes every two weeks
-Your primary source of entertainment is Xbox360
-Always complain about your parents
-Overpay for liquor
-Skateboard
-Play Dance Dance Revolution

4 comments:

  1. LMAO! Dude! I'am officially a fan! Keep em coming!

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  2. get over yourself, fag.

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  3. oh heyyy disney movies are so good! what are you talkin about??

    don't hate appreciate :D

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  4. and you forgot to add... "change your name on FB every other day"

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