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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Curb Your Enthusiasm

Literally. People get bat shit excited over the smallest things these days. The smallest thing that they get crazy over is food. People will not hesitate to jump up and down when they get a bowl of ice cream. They will get weak in the knees if they get a hold of a decent slice of pizza. They do backflips if they go to Subway. I have news for you guys, eating is apart of surviving. I know it sounds crazy but it's the truth. Eating is not necessarily a privilege, so don't treat it like one. Save your excitement for something worthwhile. I am Baliwala. I didn't orgasm when I had an omelet this morning.
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  1. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2009 at 12:15 AM

    so what do you think about the desi aunties who crowd over each other during dinner times at a wedding?

    like literally, they're pushin and shovin and it's like calm down, it's just food. wtf is up with that?

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  2. BaliwalaSeptember 2, 2009 at 12:23 AM

    Desis are cheap. If they are going to a wedding they will not eat anything until they arrive. Also, desis do not have manners.

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  3. AnonymousSeptember 2, 2009 at 10:10 AM

    true that man.

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