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Saturday, December 10, 2011

Some sayings to live by

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't hug it.

You give a man a fish, or you can teach him how to Dougie.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. He remained there for several minutes to enjoy the weather.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, what's for dinner?

Opinions are like assholes: they're covered with underwear.

A mind is a terrible thing to taste because it is uncooked.

A penny earned is a violation of labor laws.

The early bird does not get enough sleep.

Don't put all your eggs into one pocket.

The more things change, the longer Obama has been in office.

If you can't stand the heat, drink water.

Keep your friends close, and your child closer.

There is no Z in team.

Take it with a grain of coriander powder.

Money is the root of all economic systems.

You think I'm stupid? I wasn't born a fortnight ago.

Beauty is in the eye of the tiger.

The acorn doesn't fall too far from the ceiling.

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