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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

If

You claim to lead such a busy life, how to do you find time to let people on Facebook know how hectic things are? If you've had failed relationships of every dynamic, how come you haven't thought that you might be the problem? If you try to sing or dance and people ridicule you, why call them haters instead of taking their criticism? If your boss writes you up at work, why get upset with them? Why not get off your cell phone and stop texting smileys to retarded? If people tell you that your body odor is horrendous, why lie to them and say you take 3 showers a day? If you're a girl and continuously get your heart broken, why not stop throwing your vagina into every guy's face, instead of thinking all men are dogs? If you're a guy and continuously get your heartbroken by women, why not stop being a Olympic sized bitch boy, and start being a man? Guys, instead of cock-blocking every dude you come in contact with, why not work on how to speak females instead? Girls, instead of calling the girl who is friends a lot of males a slut, why don't you work on being more approachable? If people make fun of the way you speak English, why not work on it instead of thinking you do not need to speak the language of the United States to get places? I am Baliwala. I like to ponder.

1 comment:

  1. I have questions! :)
    wen's ur next podcast?

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