Homeboy makes sense

I almost never

Promote other blogs, but this one is amazing.

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If

You claim to lead such a busy life, how to do you find time to let people on Facebook know how hectic things are? If you've had failed relationships of every dynamic, how come you haven't thought that you might be the problem? If you try to sing or dance and people ridicule you, why call them haters instead of taking their criticism? If your boss writes you up at work, why get upset with them? Why not get off your cell phone and stop texting smileys to retarded? If people tell you that your body odor is horrendous, why lie to them and say you take 3 showers a day? If you're a girl and continuously get your heart broken, why not stop throwing your vagina into every guy's face, instead of thinking all men are dogs? If you're a guy and continuously get your heartbroken by women, why not stop being a Olympic sized bitch boy, and start being a man? Guys, instead of cock-blocking every dude you come in contact with, why not work on how to speak females instead? Girls, instead of calling the girl who is friends a lot of males a slut, why don't you work on being more approachable? If people make fun of the way you speak English, why not work on it instead of thinking you do not need to speak the language of the United States to get places? I am Baliwala. I like to ponder.

Some sayings to live by

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't hug it.

You give a man a fish, or you can teach him how to Dougie.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. He remained there for several minutes to enjoy the weather.

Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice, what's for dinner?

Opinions are like assholes: they're covered with underwear.

A mind is a terrible thing to taste because it is uncooked.

A penny earned is a violation of labor laws.

The early bird does not get enough sleep.

Don't put all your eggs into one pocket.

The more things change, the longer Obama has been in office.

If you can't stand the heat, drink water.

Keep your friends close, and your child closer.

There is no Z in team.

Take it with a grain of coriander powder.

Money is the root of all economic systems.

You think I'm stupid? I wasn't born a fortnight ago.

Beauty is in the eye of the tiger.

The acorn doesn't fall too far from the ceiling.

Oh no.....

If I

Had a penny from above, for every time I fell in love, I'd have three cents.

I'm not an

Activist of any sort, but this struck a chord with me. Please read and sign this.


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