Just because

You say something, it doesn't make it true. If you say you have the body of a Greek God you're lying. You just go to a room with a bunch of sweaty men scantily clad and lift heavy objects. If you say you're hot you're lying. You bought a shotgun filled with makeup, put it on the whore setting, and then proceeded to shoot yourself in the face with it. If you say you're smart you are not. You did a book report on Moby Dick for a class at the alternative high school you attend. If you say you have huge tits you're lying. You just shop at Victoria's Secret when they have a clearance sale and buy push up bras. If you say you have had sex with many girls you're lying. You just possess a huge porn collection that is covered in your bodily fluids. If you say guys hit on you you're lying. The only words men say to you are: "How can I take your order?" If you say that all girls are whores you're lying. You just do not have the mental capacity and personality to convince a female to fuck you. If you say all guys are players you're lying. You got cheated on because you're so boring you can't even hold the attention of a fly if you had to. I am Baliwala. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. That is all.