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I am

The one light post on your street that works. I am the $5 dollar bill you find when doing your laundry. I am daylight savings time in the spring. I am the cooler side of the pillow. I am an extension for the paper in your class. I am the water fountain in the middle of your marathon. I am a Fillet Mignon on a Friday night. I am the air bubble in your Nikes. I am what makes your blood clot. I am your emergency brake. I am the Nyquil you take when battling a cold. I am the distance between point A and B. If Johnny had 5 apples, but ate 2, I'd be the 3 remaining. I am the blue and red pill. I am the person who will tell others to leggo your Eggo. I am the kick you use to get the stuck Snickers bar out of the vending machine. I am the aloe in your aloe vera. I am Baliwala. I am the people's champ. That is all.

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word of the day blah blah I lost count

con·cu·pis·cent
[kon-kyoo-pi-suhnt, kong-]


–adjective
1.
lustful or sensual.
2.
eagerly desirous.

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Ask me a question

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sign language

"Peace" "Give me two of those" "Bunny Ears" "I'm going to poke your eyes out" "Your mother is a whore"

I have come to the realization

That fat, ugly, obnoxious bitches stick together. I used to think that these girls hung out with at least one attractive female, but I was wrong. These bitches can be spotted by the following: overweight, dark complexion skin with various blotches, cock-eyed, multiple chins, swine laughter, persistent nasal congestion, taller than the average girl, profuse lesbian banter towards other fat bitches. Also, these girls take pride in academia. There's nothing wrong with that,but when you hold sociology in higher esteem than the opposite sex, it's just an excuse to as why no man wants any part of your Pillsbury Dough Boy resembling vagina. These girls also wait for any chance to publicize if a man has spoken to them. This is usually done via Facebook or Twitter. If you are a female and do not agree with this, then guess what? You are a fat, ugly, obnoxious bitch. If you still deny it after reading the last sentence, then you are the fattest, most obnoxious biznatch on the face of this planet. I am Baliwala. Do some fucking push ups, get a makeover, and drop the "I'm hotter than shit attitude" Just because you smell like it, doesn't make you it. That is all.

Just because

You say something, it doesn't make it true. If you say you have the body of a Greek God you're lying. You just go to a room with a bunch of sweaty men scantily clad and lift heavy objects. If you say you're hot you're lying. You bought a shotgun filled with makeup, put it on the whore setting, and then proceeded to shoot yourself in the face with it. If you say you're smart you are not. You did a book report on Moby Dick for a class at the alternative high school you attend. If you say you have huge tits you're lying. You just shop at Victoria's Secret when they have a clearance sale and buy push up bras. If you say you have had sex with many girls you're lying. You just possess a huge porn collection that is covered in your bodily fluids. If you say guys hit on you you're lying. The only words men say to you are: "How can I take your order?" If you say that all girls are whores you're lying. You just do not have the mental capacity and personality to convince a female to fuck you. If you say all guys are players you're lying. You got cheated on because you're so boring you can't even hold the attention of a fly if you had to. I am Baliwala. I say what I mean and I mean what I say. That is all.

Hell yea

In response to

The comment left on my last entry, please donate to the flood victims of Pakistan. They're are many ways to donate. Even if it's a few dollars, spare it. They need it more than you do.

"Social responsibility: if you are able to do it, then you should."

www.unicef.org
www.redcross.org

Check with your local PIA airline office. You should be able to drop off care packages with essential items.