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I have a problem

So I was at a club this weekend. After some time I spotted a very cute girl. I mustered up the courage to go up to her and tried to say hi. She totally ignored me. I felt pretty bad but let it go. Later on when I was leaving I spotted her going to a car with her friends. I thought I should let her know how bad she made me feel so I ran up to her, punched her and smashed her head through one of the car windows. She called the cops (what a pussy right?) and I have to appear before a judge next week. What I want to know is, what should I say to the judge? By the way, if I see this girl again it's on. I don't care how many girls she has with her. It's on. I am Baliwala. I promise I am not violent. That is all.

New banner competition

I'm looking for a new banner. What do you get out of this? I will Paypal you one dollar. That's right. I'm a man of my word so if you win you'll get the money. Submissions can be submitted through the comments or can be emailed to me at PagalJaanuAThotmaildot.com. Replace the AT with @ and dotcom with .com. That is all.

I'm going to stop being so sarcastic

The time has come to stop being so sarcastic. I am getting to an age where I need to be mature most of the time. Also, it has come to the point that people don't know if I'm being serious or not. This can be troublesome especially I am being serious. This is going to take some time to get used to, but I know I can do it. I am Baliwala. This entire post was covered in sarcasm. Sorry. That is all.

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