Thursday, November 14, 2013
Listen man
I get it. You're a "free spirit", but cut this shit out. It's beyond disgusting. Maybe you think the Earth is a wonderful place that has feelings, and you want to feel "connected" with it, but that is not the case. The weather on this particular afternoon was mild so I can maybe understand your reasoning for going foot commando, but yesterday there was snow on the ground and you didn't have on any kicks. As I walked out of my last class of the day I saw your punk ass come down the stairs. Not only were you barefoot, but you gave me a dirty look. Yes, YOU gave me a dirty look, because I'm the weird one. Not you. You're the spitting image of sanity. Walking around with crusty soles and God knows what type of bacteria creeping up your ankle. I wanted to kidnap you and drop you off at the nearest Foot Locker for your own good. If you're reading this and are thinking: "Stop being an asshole, it's his body and life", or "Stop being so judgmental", fuck you. Yeah that's right. I said it. What he is doing is socially unacceptable and creepy. I am Baliwala. I wish I could wear two pairs of shoes at the same time. That is all.
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