The lack of

     Creativity in the world has gone down. I blame the internet. Hello, I am Baliwala. You might know me from such posts as "Desi bitches" and "Channing Tatum is a faggot", but enough about that. Over the past six months I have seen a decline in comedic ability, and the main culprit is Vine. The majority of these blurbs do not even get a giggle out of me. What is more disheartening, is the amount of people who "like" these videos. They comment as if they are in the middle of a seizure. It's not that funny. I usually see these comments on the Vines titled "Niggas be like" or "Bitches be like." I am intentionally using quotation marks because I want the marks to create a physical barrier between my words and those of which that come from idiots. Anyway, even though I do not like the videos or the people who make them, there is a  level of respect from my end. This is because they have found a niche and if they are not already, have the possibility of benefiting financially. The excuse of always being in a hurry might explain this phenomenon of minute attempts at comedy, or that it does take a creative mind to come up with a funny skit in a short amount of time, but I don't buy it. Everybody has time to sit down and laugh for more than 7 seconds, and that is not enough time to have a person truly engage into a meaningful message. I am Baliwala. Nothing can replace genuine thought and art. That is all.

Listen man

    

     I get it. You're a "free spirit", but cut this shit out. It's beyond disgusting. Maybe you think the Earth is a wonderful place that has feelings, and you want to feel "connected" with it, but that is not the case. The weather on this particular afternoon was mild so I can maybe understand your reasoning for going foot commando, but yesterday there was snow on the ground and you didn't have on any kicks. As I walked out of my last class of the day I saw your punk ass come down the stairs. Not only were you barefoot, but you gave me a dirty look. Yes, YOU gave me a dirty look, because I'm the weird one. Not you. You're the spitting image of sanity. Walking around with crusty soles and God knows what type of bacteria creeping up your ankle. I wanted to kidnap you and drop you off at the nearest Foot Locker for your own good. If you're reading this and are thinking: "Stop being an asshole, it's his body and life", or "Stop being so judgmental", fuck you. Yeah that's right. I said it. What he is doing is socially unacceptable and creepy. I am Baliwala. I wish I could wear two pairs of shoes at the same time. That is all.

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