Typical things

Desi guys and girls say

Desi guys
You see that girl in the yellow shalwar khameez? I had sex with her.

I overuse MashAllah and InshAllah. Remember! The second A has to be capitalized or it does not count!

I smoked a cigarette once.  I was nauseous for 5 days. 

I had a great day at the gym today. I bench pressed 9,000 lbs.

I'm studying to be a doctor. My major is culinary arts.

You see that girl in the red shalwar khameez? I had sex with her.

I have remixed many classical Bollywood sings with such artists as Drake.

I've been to Vegas many times... with my family.

Nothing like smoking hookah and listening to 2pac.

I'm going to marry an Arab even though our families will never be able to communicate due to a language barrier.

I do not dine at McDonald's because they serve haram meat, but if you have a blunt please pass it.

I only wear Armani Exchange, Express, or something else that seems expensive, but can be bought at clearance prices.

You see that girl in the blue shalwar khameez? I had sex with her.

Really sore from my workout today. Carrying groceries from the car to the house really worked out my glutes, traps,  and core.

Islam is the truth even though I have little knowledge about it. 


I can beat anybody's ass. Well not anybody. Just Desi guys who can't speak English and are small.

You see that girl in the orange shalwar khameez? I had sex with her.

Money? I'll have you know I have been working since I was 16, but my parents still pay for my cell phone bill, clothes, and pretty much everything else.

I treat every Desi girl like my sister. That's until I start hitting on them. You know how it is. I can't control my emotions.

Bollywood? LOL! I don't watch that fob shit. No no, but for real, Baghban was a very good movie.

2 Chainz is the best rapper in the game.

You see that girl in the pink shalwar khameez? I had sex with her.

Desi girls
Totally got hit on at Starbucks today. This guy asked me what I wanted my order and had the nerve to say what the total was.

I will never get married. Desi guys are the biggest dogs ever. *After watching a Bollywood movie* I know one day I'll find my jaanu!

Had such a long day. Woke up at 2 PM then had to go down the hall to use the bathroom.

Desi guys are not sophisticated or intelligent. I attend a community college and work part time at a mall. I will take over the world one day.

Guys who drink are not hot. That's what I say in public so people will like me.

Forever 21 has the best clothes.

Saw the cutest guy today. Didn't see his face but the back of his head seemed normal.

Even though I have nothing to offer as personality and are quite ugly, I will marry a doctor.

I hate fobs, but I add them on Facebook. Their romantic messages make my heart skip a beat.

I'm so modern. The other day I took my dupatta off my head and put it on my shoulders.

Islam is the truth even though I have little knowledge about it.

Money? I'll have you know I have been working since I was 16, but my parents still pay for my cell phone bill, clothes, and pretty much everything else.

I will remain a virgin until marriage, because being a virgin makes you a good person. Nothing else counts.

I overuse MashAllah and InshAllah. Remember! The second A has to be capitalized or it does not count! 

I smoked a cigarette once.  I was nauseous for 5 days.  

Had a good workout today. Those potato chips weren't going to eat themselves.

I'm going to become a doctor. How difficult can it be?

I'm going to marry an Arab even though our families will never be able to communicate due to a language barrier.

I smoke hookah. I live life on the edge.

I straighten my hair even though it's already straight.

I'm very outgoing. I went to the library twice last month.