I'm trying to

Quit smoking, but it's difficult. Anyway, one night I was outside having a delicious cigarette. Two White men were walking by me. It doesn't matter what their race was, but I felt like informing you of it. They were having a conversation. I didn't want to eavesdrop, but they were speaking very loudly so I had no choice but to listen. One was doing the majority of the talking said: "So like yea, dude, like bro, dude, like I'm the type dude, to like, dude, break up with a girl, dude, when like, things are going really great, dude." Then he giggles. His chum followed with a chuckle of his own. Hmm, I didn't think too much of it. Just thought that it was two guys shootin' the shit so to speak, but there's more. A week later the same scenario occurred. This time the guy said "So, like dude, this girl, dude, like, she totally, like, dude, wanted to bang, dude, but I was like, uggghhhh, dude, I'm like, way too tired, dude." This was followed by laughter. There are one of three conclusions that I have reached that could be true. One: He has horrible commitment issues. Two: He wants to impress his male friend and drive him to the point of jealousy where he makes sexual advances towards him. Three: He's a bullshit liar. Whatever it is, I wish him the best of luck. I am Baliwala. I don't use conversation fillers. I get straight to the point. That is all.