Small things that annoy me

-People who jog with change in their pockets. Stop telling the world you have 32 cents.
-Guys who wear skinny jeans. I'm afraid you're going to start booty clapping out of nowhere.
-Thick framed glasses. You're not Buddy Holiday. Google it.
-Cigarettes that aren't lit all the way. It's the only time you'll see me sucking on something.
-The headphones from Dr. Dre. $400 for a pair? Fuck outta here.
-People who resent their race. The darker the berry, the more white-washed the person is.
-Guys who say bro all the time. We are not related. Stop saying that.
-People who take 2 sips of liquor and claim to be drunk. I just checked my pockets and I'm all out of attention.
-Red lipstick on girls. It's always looked trashy to me for some reason.
-Girls that ask me do their homework. Pay me first.
-Girls with ugly feet. I've been through this before.
-Guys who get their eyebrows done. The only arches you are allowed to mess with are the ones associated with McDonald's.
-People who talk to their pets as if they're human. You're not Dr. Dolittle.
-Wide ruled paper. It's just plain ugly.
-People who hate politicians but know absolutely nothing about politics. Read a book.
-Channing Tatum. Once again, I've been through this before.
-The debit option for bank cards. I have never and probably will never use that option.
-Unfluffed pillows. Nothing more needs to be said.
-People who laugh at their own jokes. Your chuckles do not count.
-People who returns texts 48 hours or later. What's the point?
-White shoes. Get dirty way too fast.
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