A long time ago

When I was a broke lad, my friends and I had to eat at cheap restaurants. One Friday night we decided to go to Old Country Buffet, or OCB as the cool kids once called it. It was a buffet for less than $10. It wasn't the greatest food in the world but it got the job done. The first thing I did when we arrived was got a big plate of mac and cheese. I usually hate it but theirs was quite good. When we sat down I immediately dug in. About halfway through the dish I noticed a group of girls sitting behind us. I didn't pay them any attention. All of a sudden I heard the oddest thing I have ever heard. To this day I do not understand it. What I heard can never be explained. It has emotionally scarred me for life. When my eating utensil was on its way to my mouth I heard "THEN HE SAID HE WANTED TO STICK A BANANA IN MY TWAT!" being shouted. I was shocked. I looked at my friends and they were as just dumbfounded. My utensil( I call it a utensil because I'm not sure if it was a fork or spoon) stayed suspended while my mouth was open for quite a while. Then I said fuck it, let's leave. There was no way of recovering from such a comment. I hope others have not tried to stick foreign objects in that girls no-no area. I am Baliwala. Time does not heal all wounds. That is all.