The other day

I was in class doing a "group assignment." I put that in quotations because it's not really a group assignment when one or two mofos are doing all the work. The professor was walking around and "checking on us." I put that in quotations because her bored ass was just bothering anyone and everyone she came in contact with. When she came to our group she sat next to me. She said:"WHO SMELLS LIKE CIGARETTES?!" I put that in quotations because that's what she said word for word. She asked if it was me. Before I could answer the "mature" Italian girl who wears too much makeup and sounds like her voice was raped by a frog said that it was me. I put mature in quotations because that's a nicer way of saying someone who's almost 30 but pretends to be in their early 20's. The professor then said that I stunk. This bitch, wow. This big-bellied, squinty-eyed, overgrown feet and hands having cunt had the nerve to say that to me. After some thought I realized that people like her, or people whose belly cover their feet when they look down are very angry people and say things they are not supposed to. I am Baliwala. I smell like flowers. That is all.